///Meet The Lords
 
Bombadil aka B-dil aka MC First and Fatherless has been dropping
hobbit rhymes since naught but ents roamed the hills of middle-earth.
That's right: sucker MCs, wargs and wildmen beware... Ol' Tom's
older than your mama's mama's mama and he's got the song for
you and yours. Wana battle B-dil?
Now that's strange behavior. Dil resides in his crib in the Old Forest,
getting his freak on with Goldberry, the finest river daughter west of
Misty Mountains. His rhymes are renowned in all great books of yore.
 
 
Quickbeam aka Q-Beam aka Bregalad the Onodrim straight outta
Fangorn representin' the O.G.'s from before the first age has been
rocking Entmoots since the days of the Valar. Born many, many
years ago, in the quiet of the world, Q-Beam's got a rep for gettin'
hasty on the mic, spittin rhymes like leaves from autumn rowan-trees,
and keeping it Green!
   
 

Cuttin it up on the 1s and 2s, The Grey Pilgrim -- Friend of all Free Peoples.

• The Grey Pilgrim adopted the habit of pipe-smoking from the Hobbits. He often uses his magical arts while smoking; These skillz are best exhibited during live shows.

• The Grey Pilgrim's preferred drink is red wine.

 
 

We'd like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to a primo foot soldier in the war for fantasy preservation: Morgoth the Suck Lord.

You can peek his schtick in our video, or for those of you with a stout heart and strong stomache you can get the full monty right here www.suckadelic.com.

This is not a paid actor; this is the real SUCK LORD! You owe him your allegiance.
 
 
Curufin the Crafty AKA "C-fin": video director extraordinaire. This is the man behind the cam. the brotha that crafted, constructed and created all of our videos. He is truly a Lord among men. If you want to shout him out, or hire him for directing or editing your video, drop us a line. we'll connect it. If C-fin had not blessed us with his cinematic elf-craft, we would still be performing at BBQ's in Bywater to scared children and relatives.
 
       
    Radagast the Brown is a bird-tamer, Istari, and master of the track. He dwells in Rhosgobel on the borders of Mirkwood near Chinatown and is the most illusive of all the wizards who remain in Middle-earth. It is in his hidden lair that we record our tracks, and without his friendship, guidance and magical blue class ring, we would be lost in the wilds of the unknown.